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There‘s nothing quite like a good whiskey. Whether you‘re enjoying it neat, on the rocks, or in a cocktail, whiskey is a drink that always seems to hit the spot. But what is whiskey, exactly?
It’s FUCKING GREAT!
IT’S DISTILLED AND FILLED WITH ALCOHOL! WITH NO LESS THAN 40%ABV THIS IS THE NECTAR OF GODS. I mentioned Its distilled and filled with alcohol?
Whiskey throws together a waterfall of water, a field of grain, and a little magic to produce distilled spirit that can be aged for eternity.
BUT OH WAIT! THAT IS NOT ALL! YOU CAN GET BETTER WITH WHISKY!
Don’t forget the HEALTH BENIFITS, said to include reducing the risk of heart disease and improving cognitive function. It is also said to be an effective pain reliever. SO there it is. WHISKEY=GOOD.
YET THAT IS NOT ALL! THERE IS MONEY TO BE MADE IN WHISKEY!
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